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d = new Array("Sunday","Monday","Tuesday","Wednesday","Thursday","Friday","Saturday");
m = new Array("January","February","March","April","May","June","July","August","September","October","November","December");
dm = new Array("Jedoonee","Jelune","Jemayrt","Jecrean","Jerdein","Jeheiney","Jesarn");
mm = new Array("Jerrey Geuree","Toshiaght Arree","Mee Vayrnt","Mee Averil", "Mee Boaldyn","Mean Souree","Jerrey Souree","Mee Luanistyn","Mean Fouyir","Jerrey Fouyir","Mee Houney","Mee ny Nollick");

today = new Date();
day = today.getDate();
year = today.getYear();

if (year < 2000)    // Y2K Fix
year = year + 1900;

end = "th";
if (day==1 || day==21 || day==31) end="st";
if (day==2 || day==22) end="nd";
if (day==3 || day==23) end="rd";

endmx = "oo";
if (day==1 || day==11 || day==21 || day==31) endmx="ed";
if (day==2 || day==12 || day==22) endmx="ah";


var eldate = d[today.getDay()]+", "+" "+day+end+" "+m[today.getMonth()];
var mxdate = dm[today.getDay()]+", "+" "+day+endmx+" "+mm[today.getMonth()];


document.write(mxdate + " " + "~" + " ");
document.write(eldate + " " + year);


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